White Bwoy Dance. Run fi di door!

Andy Milonakis is a comedy genius. Kind of.

Check his YouTube channel which includes the brilliant “Let me Twitter Dat” and “Movie Review Rap” (to Wu Tang no less…). Below is his White Bwoy Dance.

Dis a di big brand new dance
Dat run jamaicaa
Check it
tatty, the bogle and the whine
Ya do the buttafly till ya tare ya spine
This ah the brand new dance
Fi all de white boys who have no chance

White bwoy dance white boy dance
White bwoy dance white boy dance
White bwoyyy danceeeeee
White bwoyyy danceeeeee

hide in the corna
Hide in the corner
likle white baty bwoy
hide in the cornah
put ya left hand pon ya wallet
ya adams apple haffe swallow it
look like a deer look a deer
act real scared and look a deer
look like deer headlights
look a deer in headlights

X2
run fi di door
run fi di door
run fi door
just run fi door
you might not see ya family no more
lickle white yoot just run fi da door

White bwoy dance white boy dance
White bwoy dance white boy dance
White bwoyyy danceeeeee
One more chaaaaance
Fi dou da White bwoyyy danceeeeee

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